Great way to spend Xmas and New Year.
New Rig
A Few More of Orpheus
Goodbye Orpheus
2 Years of Maxwell.
- Entire savings account emptied after his blocked bladder incidents.
- 2 expensive couches ruined.
- The nightmare of finding anywhere to live with him.
- 5 nights in hospital after he bit me.
- 6 weeks on stomach churning antibiotics, also as a result of the bite.
- A never ending battle against grey cat fluff.
- Poop and vomit cleanup duties when you really don’t need them.
- Endless escape attempts
- Can I even go home to England now?
- Owning the best cat in the world.
Happy birthday you little shit.












