George Carlin
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm”

The Happening with Mark Wahlberg, aka Markie Mark, a film so shit that we were given free movie tickets as we left the cinema to make up for the audio visual atrocity that we had just witnessed.

Even the cast had to use binoculars to look at the steaming pile of shit that pretended to be this film.

Max went to the vets yesterday for the big snip… he came home high on Kitty meds and spent the entire evening walking round the house chasing things that weren’t there. Hopefully now, he will calm down into an adorable cat, rather than an annoying little shit whose hobbies include toe biting, couch scratching etc…

I don’t really have too much to update this place with right now.

I could tell you about the massive site that I’m working on, but I won’t. I could also tell you about my web application framework that I’m building, but I won’t.

Meh…

There is something about buying video encoding hardware that screams, spits and shouts that you are a big old geek… Anyway I got this to allow me to make copies of dvds I own in a format compatible with my iPhone and my TV connected Mac mini HTPC, will report back with a full review on how it works soon.

This is me, riding a skateboard, in a place far away, in a time long ago.

I miss skating mini ramps.

Very useful for taking photos of cattens*…

* Max is getting too big for the kitten label now

Not buying an iPhone on ebay.

But I’m in Australia, so there’s not much choice.

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but I like it…

Why are we trying to turn the internet into one big TV channel?

1 pair of authentics, 1 pair of slip ons and 3 pairs of half cabs…

a bit much maybe?